Caz Reitops Dirty Secrets Bar


Situated at the entertainment end of Smith Street, and is a little known secret to many of Melbourne's imbibers. Set in the 1920's, this Bar has been Charming Melburnians over the past decade.

Over Two Levels, the award winning basement is home to Death Star Comedy on Wednesday nights, from Jazz to Comedy and everything in between on Thursday nights, and is the playground of choice for guests with an excuse to party on Friday & Saturday nights!
If you ever need a discreet watering hole in which to trade state secrets, gossip about the boss' PA, or discuss the big takeover deal this is the place for you.

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